No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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