i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?