i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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