So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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