I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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