god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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