16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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