Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
