If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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