I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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