this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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