Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She told me I should be a condom model.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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