Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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