The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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