i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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