she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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