break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I need a hoe opinion
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