I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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