good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I would ride that face into the sunset
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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