that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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