There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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