period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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