Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
