If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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