4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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