So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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