Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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