Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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