walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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