tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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