In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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