I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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