Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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