How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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