GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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