omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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