just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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