Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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