Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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