let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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