i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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