margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."