I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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