Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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