Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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