The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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