The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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