somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm sobbing to NWA
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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