i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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