ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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