I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Randomize
