I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
In America we eat man semen.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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