i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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