Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
