i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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what are you doing with your life
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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