you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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