i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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